

Storyline: Cinematic Titanic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 2008 The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate Christmas movie riffing classic, which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes Merry Crap mas
Black Fire (1985)
After suffering a concussion from a grenade blast in Nam, Sgt Frank Johnson has been getting flashes of his childhood He is a ninja in those dreams Because of this, he is given a
Sacred Knives of Vengeance (1972)
Hsieh Choun, the Black Dragon, is in trouble with the police since Wang Sien Tiens gang is helping them he is no longer free to conduct his drugs shipments out of the port freely as he used to He buys more thugs and killers to dis
Adam by Eve: A live in Animation (2022)
Anime, live action and music by cutting edge artist Eve all weave together into this dreamlike sonic experience inspired by the story of Adam and Eve
J C (1972)
Jesus Christ is born again on Earth But his father is a hardcore Southern Baptist, and during his teen years, Jesus rebels, joining a biker gang and leading an LSD fueled pilgrimage to the West to fight the establishment
Dinosaur Hotel (2021)
Sienna is desperate to win a large cash prize in a secret underground game show However, dinosaurs begin to hunt her down for the entertainment of the rich and wealthy Can she be the last to survive the horrific night to win the pr
Theres Something About Metal (2009)
Monster rockers Baton Rogue Morgue from Finland, take us on a hilarious, white knuckle ride through which we begin to understand why metal has such a grip on the nation
Stakes (2002)
When Alyssa, the vampire queen and her vicious bodyguards jump from a parallel world to our earth, three determined vampire hunters follow and a life and death hunt is on
The Desperadoes (1943)
A wanted outlaw arrives in town to rob a bank that has already been held up His past and his friendship with the sheriff land them both in trouble
Werewolves (2024)
Two scientists try to stop a mutation that turns people into werewolves after being touched by a super moon the year before
Jet Pilot (1957)
Air Force Colonel Jim Shannon is tasked to escort a defecting Soviet pilot who is scheming to lure Shannon to the USSR
Sortileges (1945)
The story begins with the murder of a horse trader, which sets free a black stallion that roams through the snow and the village terrifying the people as it gallops
Ed Gein The Butcher of Plainfield (2007)
The twisted and murderous appetites of the notorious Ed Gein, whose depredations in his small town of Plainfield come as quite a shock to his neighbors, especially Deputy Mason, whose mother Vera and girlfriend Erica have gone missing
A lot Like Christmas (2021)
Jessica owns the most popular Christmas tree lot in Hudson Springs, but when big city marketing executive Clay Moore moves a big box chain store into the area and starts selling trees, Jessica finds her business in jeopardy
My Favorite Martian (1999)
A Martian lands on Earth and makes friends with a reporter